The Goth Card

ODD-CRD-GTHCRD - $3.00

The Goth Card is laminated for immortality, with a pinch of stardust for luck. The back of the card says, simply, "Goth," and the front reads: This card entitles the Bearer to mope, wear black, write poetry, exhibit anachronistic taste in clothing, weep openly (even in a nightclub), smoke cloves, drink snakebite, enjoy highly emotional music, eschew the use of gender-specific pronouns, read out-of-date literature, ignore fashion, occupy large amounts of dancefloor space; and, in general, notice, describe, celebrate, acknowledge, draw, sculpt, paint, photograph, dance, and otherwise express the manifold and underappreciated wonders of Darkness.

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